From Nowhere Left To Run by Spirare.
Now, not only is this story both hilarious, original, and sexy as fuck, but it contains possibly my favourite Bella ever. And not just because of all the Heather’s quotes she throws out there. Although, that helps. Yes, if you want my undying love, quote the Heathers to me.
Bella is no longer the shy, naive girl last seen in New Moon. She’s bitchy, feisty, a little crazed and a lot funny. We first run into her on the beach, toasting her 23rd birthday with a bottle of Johnny Red and throwing down death glares like there ain’t no tomorrow, before heading down to Vegas where she runs into our three favourite vampires. And yes, for this girl, that means Jasper, Peter and Charlotte.
Now, I’m not going to spill the beans on this story, because you need to read it. I mean you need to read this, but I will say that the Whitlock’s are not the only awesome sparkly fuckers to show up, in the story or in Bella’s life. Seems our girl has just as much luck at avoiding the supernatural world in Spirare’s universe as she does in Stephanie’s. Not only does she have a heartbreaking past with the wolves, but she’s had her run ins with the Volturi as well. And let me say this right now. Jane is awesome. Just throwing it out there. And I’m pretty sure you’ll want to read ‘Things To Do In Volterra When You’re Dead’ as much as I do.
The other players lay down their cards and sit back to watch. The dealer shakes his head to clear away the cobwebs and shock of a tiny girl in a blood red dress placing an eighteen thousand dollar bet.
He lays down the flop. 2 of diamonds. 7 of diamonds. King of diamonds.
I giggle and he looks at me questioning.
"Diamonds sparkle in the sun just like you." I coo at him. He wants to laugh, I can tell but he has his Mr. Cool persona on and he's probably spent decades perfecting that shit.
Alright, so honestly, there is a Bella I want to throw out there and be just like "This bitch is awesome!"
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp.
So this story starts out in the Asylum. Actually, the correct term used in the story is "Behavioral Center for Troubled Young Adults," I believe. Humorous right? And by this point you are probably wondering who is in the Asylum, and why, correct? Well, Bella has some mad trauma that goes down, enough that any self-respecting female would probably lose her marbles, or purposely 'lose her marbles' and voluntarily bakerack herself. I mean, honestly Jacob? I'll let you ladies find that one out on your own.
However, I want to give mad props to Bella. Yes, she's a little crazy in the head, and she somehow inspires Red(Peter) and G-Red(Garrett) to start watching her, nightly, like little stalkers that the vampires seem to be. Ironic. I'll tell you right now, Bella believes she is having a mental conversation, with herself, or her other half, when in reality, it's a spoken conversation, just, it's too low for human ears to hear.
However, her other side, the bold part of her conversations, is sarcastic and witty to boot. I honestly, adore this Bella. I also feel heartbroken for her and the reasonings why she spazzed out and went in. She also managed to give the slip to Peter and Garrett in the most hilarious manner ever. I mean, seriously, a human slipping away from TWO vampires? For the second time? Let the hilarity insue!
As I continued my internal debate on Red's viability as a real boy; I returned the gaze of his bright crimson eyes. Movement beside him caught my eye. At that moment, a man dropped gracefully out of the tree next to Red, standing completely erect. Looking into his eyes quickly, I saw red.
Not a man. Vampire.
Holy SHIT! You just magic'd up another one! You're my hero! Come on. Do it again!
Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey.
I have another Bella I like, maybe just a little too much.
Once bitten, twice shy by lifelesslyndsey.
Her Bella is just as equally as sarcastic, and witty, and piss-your-pants hilarious as givemesomevamp's. I absolutely love the Bella in this fucksome story. I mean, one minute you're expecting maybe the old Bella to return, even for a second, the insecure little girl, ya know? But hell no! She's definitely lost a little bit of her marbles, and definitely will not be recovering them any time soon.
She's random, and out there, and honestly? She totally reminds me of Lyndsey, the authoress herself! Lyndsey, I love your Bella, keep her as.. chaotic as she is, love!
A store clerk stood on the other side, her white blouse tucked neatly into her pencil skirt, hair in perfect order. Her eyes widened, mouth gaping as she blushed, "Oh...oh my. Well...I heard...growling. We...we were concerned..."
Bella just smiled politely, "Again, I really am very sorry. My brother, he's..." she leaned in slowly towards the woman, her voice lowering to a whisper, "he's special."
"Special?" The woman blinked, "Oh, oh. Okay. Yes, yes of course. Can we...help you with anything?"
Bella shook her head, turning to take both my hands into hers. "Oh no, but thank you. I apologize for the noise. I was assisting him in dressing and he can...be difficult at times. Loves his independence." Bella chuckled, patting my poorly buttoned shirt, "He's not so good with buttons and Peter sometimes gets it into his head that he's an animal when he gets frustrated. His bear impression is quite good."
There was another Bella I wanted to shout out, but honestly, I did two Bella's. Remykilday, my lovely partner in crime, only did one, so I'm not going to put too much work into it.
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