So. Again, we're abandoning the normal layout layout for this segment. We usually find a story, going through chapter by chapter and picking the quotes we like to share with you. But this week, we've picked a very, very special one-shot to showcase this week.
If you haven't read this piece of crack-fic awesomeness, you're missing out. Not only is this story written by three of the best, wittiest and downright nicest authors in the fandom, it's probably the funniest thing i've ever had the pleasure of reading.
A little warning though. Make sure you're not eating or drinking anything when you read this. You're more than likely to choke.
This wonderful fic started out after as after the fans of The Whitlock Harem, and more specifically their awesome, snickerfit inducing section Major Turn-Offs, requested an example of what not to do while writing a lemon. What they came up with is the funniest thing you will ever read. Ever. I guarantee it!
Her unfathomably, cavernously-deep chocolate, doe-like orbs of soulfulness zeroed in on the male who had dared to trespass into her virginal no-fly zone, but upon seeing the sheer colossalness of handsome poised beside her person, she couldn't help but admire the manmeat.
*snorts* I'm SO glad we entertain you! That one shot was an absolute blast to write, and you can expect more where that came from. Thank you for the rec, ladies!!!!
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